I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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