So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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