Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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