Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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