Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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