So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
That accounts for only three of the penises
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Im part way to drunk.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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