names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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