Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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