Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need a beard to bite.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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