I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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