So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
