he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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