Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I did not marry a roomba.
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