Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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