He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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