smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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