Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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