normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
