Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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