How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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