Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
