Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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