FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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