I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
