i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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