I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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