I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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