I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
