I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
