Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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