WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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