party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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