Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize