you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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