So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
just tell him i said nine months
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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