I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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