dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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