I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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