8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Fuck appropriateness.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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