Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
