dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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