She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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