I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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