So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
