Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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