Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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