Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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