Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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