haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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