Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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