worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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