oh god the rape fog is back!
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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