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(847): View more from Illinois

Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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(219): View more from Indiana

I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(615): View more from Tennessee

good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.

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(760): View more from California

Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.

(432): View more from Texas

You're so wise.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

are you watching the world series?

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

I've made out with alex bregman... so yes

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(305): View more from Florida

Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.

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