so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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