I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
it's great music for shaving your balls
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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